Ramon snorts.

'Married? I know I am but it's stupid.'

Though he does glance down at the ring on his finger and it occurs to him that yes, actually, Random is rather nice.

'...I mean, who wants to get tied down? He's even got a kid and it pisses me off - I just want to go out and have fun and I'm supposed to stay in and work and it's boring.'

And he has to add,

'If you're trying to stop me getting into trouble, what did you kiss me for?'