It's warm inside - there's central heating as well as the fire - and the fridge is being ransacked by two sweaty teenagers. Ramon scowls at them and says, 'Stop that,' before pointing at the tallest.

'That's Rafael,' he tells Mary Anne. 'And thats Raul. The only other two male Salazars.'

His tone of voice says he doesn't hold out much hope for them. A hand is waved at their guest.

'This is Mary Anne. She's staying a few days. Go and shower, you stink.'

Introductions over, he cracks two beers and exercises his hospitality.